i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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