spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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