feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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