just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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