question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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