Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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