I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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