Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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