how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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