just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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