This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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