8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
This girl is more easily done than said...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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