You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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