Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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