fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
And the cops told us we were all naked.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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