Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Randomize
