i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
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