there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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