wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I love you.
Bad choice
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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