i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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