love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
it glows. i had to have it.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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