how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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