Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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