Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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