Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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