Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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