Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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