I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
