People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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