He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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