so that wasnt chicken after all
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
the day after is always just damage control
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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