I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize