I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The convent might be a nice break from real life
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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