I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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