he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Alive.
So much puke
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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