Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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