He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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