he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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