It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Everclear isn't food dammit
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
