What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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