whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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