Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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