How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
3 2 1 whiskey
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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