It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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