i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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