And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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