Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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