The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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