you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
BRING THE BAGELS
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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