Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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