Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
