He had one of those small greek statue penises
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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