Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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