ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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