fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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