went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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