i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
operation have a gay friend backfired
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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