she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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