That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
